Funny Good Morning Quotes

Funny Good Morning Quotes

In morning some quotes are funny to make your day special and lively. To lift your spirits and make you ready for the day ahead. Many people do not want greetings nor do they greet anyone in morning as they see no point in it hence they make fun of it and joke about it. Other people feel offended when their greetings are not returned by others and make fun of them. Many mature married persons make fun about new boys and girls in a relationship sending good morning quotes to each other. Stand up comedy artists always use such things even a greeting in their shows to make people laugh. Always some pleasant morning messages or funny good morning quotes are welcomed by all as it makes their day start with joy and happiness. It has been proved that if morning starts with peace and joy then it creates a very healthy and peaceful atmosphere for everyone to work together.

Funny Good Morning Quotes
Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone. - Job Might

Good Morning Quotes

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

My pillow is my best hair styler, every morning I wake up with a new hair style - Unknown

“I like the posture, but not the yoga. I like the inebriated morning, but not the opium. I like the flower but not the garden, the moment but not the dream. Quiet, my love. Be still. I am sleeping.” - Roman Payne

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. ~Jerry Seinfeld

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. ~George Carlin

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. ~Steven Wright

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. ~Lily Tomli

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? ~Phyllis Diller

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. ~Mitch Hedberg

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. ~Albert Einstein

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